A little girl is in Sunday school and she falls asleep. When she is sleeping the teacher asks "Who created heaven and earth?". No one answer and a little boy behind the girl pulls out a pin and pokes her in the ass. She wakes up and says Lord all Mighty, the teach says it is correct.

The little girl falls asleep again when the teacher asks "Who gave his life for our sins?". No one answer and the boy behind the girl pulls out his pin again and pokes her in the ass. She wakes up and screams Jesus Christ. The teacher says it is correct.

The little girl falls asleep again when the teach asks "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?". No one answers and the boy pulls out his pin again and pokes her in the ass. She wakes up and says 'Damn it, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I will break it and stick it up your ass.'